New Video: "Sickness" (with transcript)

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n14rNzk5t3M

YouTube Description:

The B.eaT. with btyler
a btmzx production

I've been feeling sick lately, so I thought I'd share it with you guys. I hope you actually catch whatever I have. I think it's called common sense.

I personally feel this is one of the best videos I've ever made. I ask kindly that you rate, favorite, comment, and subscribe if you have not done so already. Thank you.

A big thanks to...

My good friend, Empty
http://www.youtube.com/EmptysAwesome

Two jokes were copied:
One by Ralphie May ("Simply Americans")
And one by Bill Hicks ("United States of Advertisement")


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Full Transcript:

Video Title – “Sickness”

Opener:
“I’m sick”

[intro]

CUT: I’m sick.
CUT: I’m sick of people comparing all Democrats and Liberals to each other.
CUT: I’m sick of people comparing all Republicans and Conservatives to each other.
CUT: I’m sick of people forcing religion on other people.
CUT: I’m sick of those same people trying to justify this by pretending to be God’s gift to Earth.
CUT: I’m sick of saying African-American.
CUT: I’m sick of saying Asian-American.
CUT: I’m sick of saying Mexican-American.
CUT: I’m sick of people not understanding that we’re all SIMPLY Americans.
CUT: I’m sick of people jumping the gun.
CUT: I’m sick of people saying that Obama is a magic pill for change.
CUT: I’m sick of people saying McCain was honorable in his concession speech.
CUT: I’m sick of people thinking their religion is the best and only true religion.
CUT: I’m sick of people not thinking outside of the box of their hypocritical religions.
CUT: I’m sick of people being close-minded in general.
CUT: I’m sick of people being hypocritical in general.
CUT: I’m sick of people being stuck-up in general.
CUT: I’m sick of people being unlawful in general.
CUT: I’m sick of not being able to get a job.
CUT: I’m sick of people with lower IQs getting jobs that I need.
CUT: I’m sick of people with more job potential stealing jobs that I can take advantage of while in college.
CUT: I’m sick of waiting for work.
CUT: I’m sick of having no money.
CUT: I’m sick of having no outlet for my anger.
CUT: I’m sick of people being Pro-Life in the issues of Abortion and Euthanasia, and being Pro-Death Penalty.
CUT: I’m sick of people defending all qualities of “traditional” life.
CUT: I’m sick of our country deciding what’s best for other countries.
CUT: I’m sick of fearing for my life because of my parents’ jobs.
CUT: I’m sick of watching hacks survive.
CUT: I’m sick of watching helplessly while more and more pathetic, useless reality shows are created.
CUT: I’m sick of watching helplessly while we become the United States of Advertisement.
CUT: I’m sick of watching helplessly while YouTube, as my friend Empty said, turns into the Disney Channel.
CUT: I’m sick of the Disney Channel.
CUT: I’m sick of alcoholics telling me that drugs are bad.
CUT: I’m sick of no one standing up for the American right of choice.
CUT: I’m sick of people thinking I’m a pothead.
CUT: I’m sick of people thinking I’m less than what I really am.
CUT: I’m sick of being convinced by their opinions that I am less than what I really am.
CUT: I’m sick of having low self-confidence.
CUT: I’m sick of being the butt of everyone’s jokes.
CUT: I’m sick of living in other people’s shadows.
CUT: I’m sick of not being able to reach my full potential.
CUT: I’m sick of not having as many life opportunities as other people my age.
CUT: I’m sick of being ashamed of myself.
CUT: I’m sick of fearing my future.
CUT: I’m sick of being afraid of my commitment to YouTube.
CUT: And now, I’m sick of this video.
CUT: Leave a comment or video response below telling me what you’re sick of.
CUT: It can concern the government, the world, your personal life, anything.
CUT: Anything you’re sick of, tired of, or just can’t stand anymore.
CUT: I’m btyler, and this has been The B.eaT.

[outro]

[Note: No bloopers at post-outro.]

Really enjoyed this video. Hope you did too. Thanks.

/btyler